New Product: Alien Abduction Prevention Device

During my research for my two blogs regarding alien abduction (read it here and here), i found this site selling a new 'Alien Abduction Prevention Device'. Strangely no details were given.

Eh? Is it like a Kryptonite Pepper Spray? Or a device that continuously play annoying Backstreet Boys' ringtones?

For USD$5.25 only, I'm tempted to try it out...