Top Ten Reasons for Not Attending NS

Top Ten Reasons for Not Attending NS by Simon (who by the way, is sadly ineligible for NS):

• “I was in Mindanao for 3 months attending military training camp for Al-Qaeda.”
  
  

• “My religion forbids me from wearing ugly blue uniforms.”
  
  
• “I thought Daddy’s ‘connections’ took care of this ‘problem’ for me…?”
  
  
• “I can’t miss my favourite ‘Telenovela Latin Amerika’ at 4pm everyday…”
  
  
• “What National Service? I thought only Singaporeans have that!”
  
  
• “I’m not at liberty to give any comments at this juncture. Please speak to my lawyer.”
  
  
• “Why? is Malaysia at war with Brunei?”
  
  
• “No machine gun-lah, cannot fly F-14-lah, no actual hand-to-hand training one, what kind of ‘National Service’ is this…”
  
  
• “Since the by-elections were coming up, I thought the party election machinery needed my help more.”
  
  
• “If I don’t open my VCD stall, I lose at RM 2000 per night, man! Wah piang eh!!!”

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