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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Top Ten Reasons for Not Attending NS

Top Ten Reasons for Not Attending NS by Simon (who by the way, is sadly ineligible for NS):

  • “I was in Mindanao for 3 months attending military training camp for Al-Qaeda.”

  • “My religion forbids me from wearing ugly blue uniforms.”

  • “I thought Daddy’s ‘connections’ took care of this ‘problem’ for me…?”

  • “I can’t miss my favourite ‘Telenovela Latin Amerika’ at 4pm everyday…”

  • “What National Service? I thought only Singaporeans have that!”

  • “I’m not at liberty to give any comments at this juncture. Please speak to my lawyer.”

  • “Why? is Malaysia at war with Brunei?”

  • “No machine gun-lah, cannot fly F-14-lah, no actual hand-to-hand training one, what kind of ‘National Service’ is this…”

  • “Since the by-elections were coming up, I thought the party election machinery needed my help more.”

  • “If I don’t open my VCD stall, I lose at RM 2000 per night, man! Wah piang eh!!!”

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  • lol. i like the last one. very funny...

    By Blogger SuNfLoWeR, at 5/11/2005 03:46:00 pm  

  • Hahaha, I like the NS and hope my sons all get to go one day. Otherwise, we are going to have too many sissy young men around. Trust me, I heard enough of those sissy guys who came back crying to their family because they cannot endure living with basic necessitites and hear this - not used to other races. Wish I can book the next ship for them to balik t'ng suah. NS is good.

    By Blogger 5xmom, at 5/11/2005 07:22:00 pm  

  • LAMOz!!

    Hahaha nice joke!! Nice joke!!!

    I wonders will I be drafted in next 2 years? :P

    By Blogger CLF, at 5/11/2005 09:48:00 pm  

  • sunflower - maybe NS is a method by the police to cut down on vcd peddlars...

    5xmom - most pratents like it, since they can have some peace and quiet in the house!

    clf - maybe the gomen policy may change by then? :p

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/12/2005 08:36:00 am  

  • Lol! Nice one. Specially the 3rd & last ones. (^_~)v

    By Blogger Raksha, at 5/12/2005 10:46:00 am  

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