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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Smart Answers to Difficult Questions! Order Now!

Ever get asked a question that you can’t answer but don’t want to show your ignorance?

Or don’t want to lose face in front of everybody even though you didn’t finish primary school?

Or want to show that you’re smarter than everyone else (but actually you’re the opposite)?


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Sample smart answers to ANY random intelligent questions:


Question: What do you think is the primary reason for the change in ratings issued earlier by Morgan Stanley Capital?
Answer: What do YOU think?


Question: Why do you think the 4 to 1 exhaust manifold is chosen in this situation?
Answer: Well, why not?


Question: Actually why does the FIC impose these limitations on foreigners buying property in Malaysia but not for foreign owned corporations?
Answer: Hard to say…


Question: Say, I need all the help and advice for the treasure hunt tomorrow…
Answer: You know, I COULD help you, but wouldn’t it be more satisfying if you succeeded on your own?


Question: For credit card purchases do we press the blue button first or open the cash register first?
Answer: Do I look very free to you?


And lastly, the best one…


Question: Wow, how do those racers drift their cars with such ease?
Answer: Simple thing like this I don’t need to explain it to you, right?



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5 Comments:

  • LOL...I like the last one

    -skay-

    By Blogger wildcharm, at 6/09/2005 02:55:00 pm  

  • Hehe, sometimes I wonder why newspapers bother to print the answers given by the policitians, they give exactly the kind of answers that you mentioned. Are you their secret advisor?

    By Blogger Pat, at 6/09/2005 03:12:00 pm  

  • but you didn't put toll free telephone number to call :P

    By Blogger yuin, at 6/09/2005 03:24:00 pm  

  • my general paper lecturer used to give answer number one. always that answer! but it did get us thinking though...

    simon, i really enjoy your blog....

    By Blogger mudslinger, at 6/10/2005 02:49:00 pm  

  • wildcharm - sometimes when i'm annoyed, i use tat one...

    pat - politicians like another one, "Did I say that?"

    yuin - 1-800-WHYNOT

    mudslinger - yep, lecturers LOVE these type of answers.

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/10/2005 03:45:00 pm  

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