Top Ten Signs that Harry Potter & Hogwarts is in Malaysia

Everyone knows Harry Potter is from England. But where Hogwarts is located is still a great mystery. Well, I think it’s somewhere in Malaysia. And Harry Potter is actually Malaysian. Here’s ten reasons why.



Top Ten Signs that Harry Potter & Hogwarts is in Malaysia by Simon (who used to be an acolyte in the Dark Arts):

• Only KTM can come out with something like Platform 9 ¾.
  
  
• Tortured house elves. Abused foreign maids. See the connection?!
  
  
• School kids spend more time eating junk food and pulling pranks rather than studying.
  
  
• Schoolbooks and supplies are so expensive we need gold galleon to buy them. Same in Malaysia.
  
  
• Hand phones have no signal there (as mentioned in Book 5).
  
  
• Don’t the Hogwarts houses like Gryffindor & Slytherin remind you of your rumah sukan during your school sports day?
  
  
• Headmaster is a near-senile old man that doesn’t do anything until the sh!t has hit the fan.
  
  
• Nobody understands what the teachers are going on about during class.
  
  
• The Minister of Magic… well, I think I should know better…
  
  
• ‘Expecto Petronas!’. Enough said.
  

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