Of Nuns and Elephants
Today I’m too busy to blog, I’ll tell a few lame jokes…
Question: What goes black-white-black-white- black-white-black…?
Answer: A nun rolling down a hill.
Question: What goes black-white-“Ha-ha”?
Answer: The nun who kicked her down.
(No offence to nuns or monks intended)
Question: What do misers do when it’s cold?
Answer: They sit around a candle.
Question: What do misers do when it’s VERY cold?
Answer: They light the candle.
(No offence to misers or tycoons intended)
Question: How do you shoot a white elephant?
Answer: With a white elephant gun.
Question: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
Answer: First you paint the elephant white…
Question: How do you put an elephant into a matchbox?
Answer: First you take out the matches.
Question: How do make an elephant burger?
Answer: First you get a very large bun.
(No offence intended to elephants, people who think they are elephants, the Elephant Man & elephant trainers)
See you guys tomorrow.
Question: What goes black-white-black-white- black-white-black…?
Answer: A nun rolling down a hill.
Question: What goes black-white-“Ha-ha”?
Answer: The nun who kicked her down.
(No offence to nuns or monks intended)
Question: What do misers do when it’s cold?
Answer: They sit around a candle.
Question: What do misers do when it’s VERY cold?
Answer: They light the candle.
(No offence to misers or tycoons intended)
Question: How do you shoot a white elephant?
Answer: With a white elephant gun.
Question: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
Answer: First you paint the elephant white…
Question: How do you put an elephant into a matchbox?
Answer: First you take out the matches.
Question: How do make an elephant burger?
Answer: First you get a very large bun.
(No offence intended to elephants, people who think they are elephants, the Elephant Man & elephant trainers)
See you guys tomorrow.
2 Comments:
eewwww....really very the lame lah your jokes....nowonder no comments... ;)
By Fashionasia, at 3/09/2005 07:48:00 pm
Aiyah, i say already ma... very lame one...
By Yoong Family, at 3/09/2005 07:59:00 pm
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