JLo to be Prez: Yeah, sure

Excerpt from Yahoo News yesterday evening...

Jennifer Lopez wants to be first female US president

After conquering Hollywood and the pop charts, Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez says she is ready to wrestle George W. Bush out of the White House.
"I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool," J.Lo told German celebrity glossy Bravo in an issue to be published Wednesday.

(if you don’t believe me, you can read it here for yourselves…)


Oh, yeah, sure. That can happen. Provided the following pre-requisites are met:

• Voting age in the US is reduced to 15 years old.
• IQ is limited to 48 to be eligible to be vote.
• Democratic Party infiltrated by rap gangsta, recording industry moguls, all her ex-husbands, ex-fiancés, ex—boyfriends, etc. to be elected to run for White House. (I say Democrat coz it ain’t gonna happen in the Republican Party)
• Full backing by former ex-Prez Bill Clinton (this one would be dead easy to get)...

But I won’t be so skeptical. Arnie and Jesse Ventura made it as governors, right?



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