10 Things NOT to Say to Your Boss

Ten Things Not to Say to your Boss (by Simon):

• “Yeah, sure I have a blog. And the topics about you are the most popular!”
• “Hey, did you know you look just like the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert?”
• “My appointment letter did not specifically say I can’t call you a ‘moron’.”
• “Please note the company server will be down Monday while I install the World of Warcraft patch”.
• “Is this a picture of your daughter on your desk? Whoa, hot babe! Is she 18 yet?”
• “The term ‘lunch hour’ is SO subjective. It can also mean ‘a few hours’, right?”
• “I’m so jealous. You stare at your secretary’s legs all the time, but you never give me a second look. Is it because you’re not into men?”
• “Say, that woman you were with last night at the company dinner – was that your wife or mother?”
• “Heheh, I figured out your login password – it’s your mistress’ birthday, right?”
• “I couldn’t help reading your personal outgoing mail – I know where to get those ‘male performance enhancement’ drugs easily… for a price…”

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