You Know Its Time to Change the Channel When...

You know its time to change the TV channel when you hear the following:

• “The umpires want to look at the video replay one more time before they can decide…”
• “Nampaknya belum ada gol dalam babak pertama aksi Liga Super Malaysia antara Bank Pertanian dan pasukan Bomba…”
• “Stay tuned for the live telecast of the thrilling Lawnbowls championship from Bukit Kiara…”
• “Datuk Seri, what can you comment on about the current diesel shortage?”
• “We take you live to the White House for President Bush’s press conference on the latest search for WMD in Iraq.”
• “Masuk! Masuk! Smash yang cukup hebat! Ataupun keluar… Nampaknya Wong Choon Hann ketinggalan sepuluh mata…”
• “Harap maaf, rancangan tergendala.”
• “Looks like Schumacher has just crashed out of the race leaving Alonso unchallenged 2 laps ahead, with 47 laps to go…”
• “Paul, in your opinion, what do you think is the greatest impact of Abrahamovich’s investment into the EPL…?”
• “Harap maklum, nampaknya anak bulan belum kelihatan lagi…”
• “We interrupted this programme for some breaking news. We bring you live to the press conference by the Minister of Foreign Labour…”
• “Persembahan Koir RTM ini dibawakan khas oleh Saluran Infortainmen…”
• “Next, on Star World, ‘Wildest Police Car Chases!’”

• “Looks like we have to wait a little longer, it’s still black smoke, friends…”

Like I said, it’s been a slow day…



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