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Friday, June 10, 2005

Top Ten Things NOT to Do When You’re Lost while Jungle Trekking

Top Ten Things NOT to Do When You’re Lost while Jungle Trekking by Simon (NOT speaking from experience…)



  • Drain out your phone battery trying to call Domino’s Pizza all night because you are hungry.

  • Oh, yeah? You think you’re a TIGER means you’re the king of the jungle eh? BRING IT ON, FAT CAT!!!!”.

  • Try to emulate anything MacGyver ever did. It ain’t gonna work here, man.

  • “We’re saved! That lion from ‘Madagascar’ is here to save us! Woo-hoo!”

  • Freak out in the jungle just because you didn’t join the Pengakap (Boy Scouts) when you were young because you thought the Chess Club was so much cooler.

  • Don’t worry! We must stay right here! I just got a coded message from the mother ship, they are coming to rescue us with their tractor beam!”

  • Try to use the ‘Force’ to find your way out.

  • Since we are all gonna die here anyway, let’s share with one another who our favourite Backstreet Boy is…”

  • Trust me, I can find the way out. I watch a lot of adventure movies. Follow the sun. It will set in the North and we will survive by eating all these brown ‘cream’ on the ground…”


  • Don’t piss off the monkeys. Have you ever watched Planet of the Apes?





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23 Comments:

  • Man ...
    you can blog on anything

    By Blogger Inevitable, at 6/10/2005 05:34:00 pm  

  • lots of caffeine helps.

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/10/2005 05:36:00 pm  

  • So, which one is your favourite Backstreet Boy? :D

    By Blogger james, at 6/10/2005 05:39:00 pm  

  • Eh, don't bluff la, Simon - your era was Duran Duran, no?

    By Blogger anjali*, at 6/10/2005 05:57:00 pm  

  • He's speaking from someone else's experience, hehe. Gunung Angsi?

    By Blogger Pat, at 6/10/2005 06:26:00 pm  

  • Not tractor beam, teleporterlah!

    By Blogger NSDS3HvLDjJd, at 6/10/2005 08:27:00 pm  

  • I'm so sending my future son to Pengakap sessions and my daughter to Girl Guide sessions =P

    By Blogger cyber-red, at 6/10/2005 08:27:00 pm  

  • can use the "force" a??

    By Blogger Fredy, at 6/10/2005 09:04:00 pm  

  • set on the north, heheh.. what a smartypants. agree with inevitable, you can really blog on anything. salut!

    By Blogger coppersnare, at 6/10/2005 09:12:00 pm  

  • ...and don't mention to your trekking mates about some sensitive terms such as Anaconda, Dead End, Wrong Turn, I Know What You Did Yesterday (or Last Raya, XXX, whatever..)

    By Blogger keng 坑, at 6/10/2005 09:34:00 pm  

  • hey, what if a car gets lost on a deserted concrete jungle? without signboards?

    *rattles*

    By Blogger JFE 8555, at 6/10/2005 09:40:00 pm  

  • james - that AJ sure looks good in tight pants... OMG did i just say that?!

    cyber red - but chess club is so much cooler!

    nsds3 - i say, sorry captain picard...

    pat - guess wat, i mention it to him again at lunch, he started curling up in foetal position...

    anjali - true, but most ppl think duran duran is some kind of local fruit...

    fredy - sure. but i promise emperor palpy i won't use it too often.

    coppersnare - of course everyone knows the sun sets in putrajaya... ooops...

    keng - then i'll be the first to get killed!

    jfe 8555 - install gps ler...

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/10/2005 10:02:00 pm  

  • I think if not because they found all the boys, you would blog about it in this "top ten" way right? but have to say again, you si-beh creative, bet you not in creative line, because usually those in creative line, after work they drain liao.

    By Blogger Twinsmom, at 6/10/2005 10:42:00 pm  

  • twinsmom - i'm quite relieved they found the boys. One of my good friends was lost with another girl in Gunung Angsi for more than half a day in 2003 (he is mentioned again in today's Star in conjunction with the 2 current cases). We were very, very worried, the church spent the night in prayer until 2 in the morning... was finally found, no damages... it happened 2 days after my 2nd kid was born.

    Anyways, today he can look back and smile about it...so this post was kinda written for him...

    You're right. My job is one of the most un-creative in the country.

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/11/2005 12:40:00 am  

  • Yo Simon, know what? The first blog I read after I returned is yours!

    Not sure why, after reading yours, I got into faith blogging. The boys adventure in the jungle somehow strengthen my faith. When I saw the interview with the Imam, I can see God's intervention. It seems that there is no religious differences in each of us but only the Almighty helping us all, regardless.

    By Blogger 5xmom ~chanlilian.net~, at 6/11/2005 12:55:00 am  

  • Don't pretend to know the way when you really don't. can be really embarassing or downright dangerous.

    By Blogger EJRS Viewpoints, at 6/11/2005 09:41:00 am  

  • yep. i read thats what happened to the 4 boys. they kept going away from the search party.

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/11/2005 10:31:00 am  

  • When schools reopen next week, we can expect a surge in scouts and guides enrolment.

    By Blogger fishtail, at 6/11/2005 10:43:00 am  

  • err...I just found I made a mistake on my previous comment:P--I think if not because they found all the boys, you would blog about it in this "top ten" way right?
    it supposed to be -- I think if not because they found all the boys, you wouldn't blog about it in this "top ten" way right?

    Sorry Simon, I think I made you confused liao :P.

    By Blogger Twinsmom, at 6/11/2005 11:01:00 am  

  • no worries, twinsmom... getting lost can be really scary...(even in the Carrefour carpark).

    seriously, did you save a cake for me...? :O

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/11/2005 11:05:00 am  

  • if you don't mind a expired cake :P hehehe...

    By Blogger Twinsmom, at 6/11/2005 11:36:00 am  

  • Maybe they should start National Service earlier.

    By Blogger sexymama, at 6/17/2005 01:06:00 pm  

  • twinsmom - expired cake also can eat ma... next day can get MC...

    sexymama - and make NS longer, like 2 years!

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/17/2005 01:13:00 pm  

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