What Mags I Read...

Here’s a list of magazines I read on a regular basis. Please note, I don’t buy all the mags here, most of them I read at the library or mooch off my philanthropic friends. If I did buy all of ‘em, I’ll probably be living off biscuits everyday.

Empire: It’s a British international movie mag. I used to read every single word of this rag (including the spine quote) but I've gone off it a bit since they changed the format and streamlined it (puh-leez…). 'Too commercialized, now', I would say, with a hint of arrogance.
FourFourTwo: A must read. I love Sam Allardyce's coaching tips and David Platt's tactical analysis. Although I skip the bits about Spanish local rivalries and League One news.
The Edge: It’s gone up to RM5!!! PER WEEK!!! And we're paying for all those useless pull-outs like Options and Netv@lue!!! @#$%!! But I'm addicted... (Thanks Pat, or else I’ll be reading it at the newsstand...)
Forbes & Fortune: Polished, American, informative, biased and both obsessed with the China market. Although I can't really tell the difference between the two.
Personal Money: I’ll only buy it if the articles interest me. When it was first launched, I thot I could write better articles!! But it’s now better than Malaysian Business and Personal Investor.
Investor Digest: It’s always outdated by a month, the layout and design is crappy, the writing is amateurish, the paper quality is only slightly better than toilet paper, but the tables and charts alone are worth the nine bucks.
Touch: Comes free in the mail every month. No idea why.
Torque: Bought it when I was car-shopping. I think I'll switch to Hypertune.
Hello! & New Woman: Only read them when I'm waiting at the mamak barber. It's either them or Stardust (the Bollywood mag).
Esquire, GQ, Arena: Only when I'm bored at the British Council.
Professional Fishkeeping, Majesty: Only when I'm REALLY, REALLY bored.

When are they coming out with a mag for people who read too many mags?