Top Ten Disadvantages of Batman Working in KL instead of Gotham City
And so the Batman Begins hype is starting. Just as well, the Darth Vader jokes were getting old...
Top Ten Disadvantages of Batman Working in KL instead of Gotham City by Simon (who, by the way, used to be the mechanic for the Batmobile)
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Top Ten Disadvantages of Batman Working in KL instead of Gotham City by Simon (who, by the way, used to be the mechanic for the Batmobile)
- Everybody can guess that the secret Bat-cave is somewhere near Batu Caves.
- Damn Batmobile needs 2 parallel parking lots.
- Competition from ‘Keluang Man’.
- Every tried wearing that black metal suit at 2.00pm under Malaysian weather?
- All the ladies keep mistaking you for that Darth Vader flasher pervert.
- DBKL (City Hall) keeps sending the Bat-signal when they need to catch VCD peddlers, Vietnamese call-girls, illegal mamak stalls, Ecstacy raids, etc.
- Robin keeps using the Bat-computer to for BitTorrent.
- Malaysian bats are so difficult to train. Plus they like to sh!t all over the place.
- Moronic Ah Beng racer-boys in their modded Honda City’s trying to ‘tiong’ you to drag race with your Batmobile.
- Two words – Traffic Jam.
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posted by Yoong Family at
6/15/2005 10:42:00 am
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11 Comments:
Hahaha...I thought he only comes out at night. 2pm Malaysian heat would fry him halfway to hell.
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Kamigoroshi, at 6/15/2005 11:37:00 am
I think he would be sued for wearing such 'suggestive clothing'. Malaysia's not what she used to be :p
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suanie, at 6/15/2005 11:58:00 am
I am jumping on the Batman wagon, err...whatcha call that black thing again?
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5xmom.com, at 6/15/2005 12:49:00 pm
jfe 8555 - that thing no need to drift, man, its 4wd... plus if you drag with him, iswara sure smell smoke one... sorry ler...
twinsmom - yeah tat megamall one soooo obvious...
kamigoroshi - actually day time he works at the theme park, taking pictures with kids...
suanie - tat's true... vader flasher can, batman cannot...
5xmom - It's called the 'Black Babe Magnet'!
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Yoong Family, at 6/15/2005 01:20:00 pm
Batman will realises that he's in stiff competition with Robin in the popularity vote; when there's an increasing number of pirated VCD peddlars start calling themselves "Lobin".
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anjali*, at 6/15/2005 01:30:00 pm
whois Batgirl then? =P
By
Reta, at 6/15/2005 02:12:00 pm
You cracked me up dude ... good one
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inevitable, at 6/15/2005 05:20:00 pm
anjali - plus robin has that cook teen titans cartoon...
cyber-red - i always thot batgirl was batman in drag...
inevitable - any other superheroes you want to test head2head? :)
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Yoong Family, at 6/16/2005 08:25:00 am
expectation - when are we going to see a keluang man movie?!
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Yoong Family, at 6/18/2005 06:50:00 pm
good one dude. however batman needs serious therapy. i mean to be the lone ranger in fighting city-wide crime is absurd. so ok he's talented and all that jazz, so why cant he join the police force, give his ideas/or be the leader in the crime-fighting unit? only then his contribution will quadruple. Commitment phobia?
but then again, that'll totally destroy our NEED for an idealistic utopian rebel - like Jeff Ooi. So here we are worshipping those who builds castle in the clouds (or in this case in caves).
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ihsanhassan, at 6/19/2005 05:24:00 pm
ihsan - Good point. Jeff Ooi could sometimes need a good utility belt!
i think Bats has this whole lone vigilante complex, he 'needs' to be the dark lonel heroes to fulfil his own insecurities. And sometimes his hatred for his eccentric enemies reflect his own idiosyncracies, nd by taking the law into his own hands, who is the real monster, the hunter or the prey?
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Yoong Family, at 6/19/2005 11:06:00 pm
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