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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Top Ten Disadvantages of Batman Working in KL instead of Gotham City

And so the Batman Begins hype is starting. Just as well, the Darth Vader jokes were getting old...


Top Ten Disadvantages of Batman Working in KL instead of Gotham City by Simon (who, by the way, used to be the mechanic for the Batmobile)


  • Everybody can guess that the secret Bat-cave is somewhere near Batu Caves.

  • Damn Batmobile needs 2 parallel parking lots.

  • Competition from ‘Keluang Man’.

  • Every tried wearing that black metal suit at 2.00pm under Malaysian weather?

  • All the ladies keep mistaking you for that Darth Vader flasher pervert.

  • DBKL (City Hall) keeps sending the Bat-signal when they need to catch VCD peddlers, Vietnamese call-girls, illegal mamak stalls, Ecstacy raids, etc.

  • Robin keeps using the Bat-computer to for BitTorrent.

  • Malaysian bats are so difficult to train. Plus they like to sh!t all over the place.

  • Moronic Ah Beng racer-boys in their modded Honda City’s trying to ‘tiong’ you to drag race with your Batmobile.

  • Two words – Traffic Jam.



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14 Comments:

  • What are my chances with a batmobile on a downhill race? I guess its pretty high don't you think?

    how can that thing even drift?

    *flashes headlights*

    By Blogger JFE 8555, at 6/15/2005 11:11:00 am  

  • before batman settle in Baru Cave, he have to deal with the temple there first. if the temple management agree, he can have a cave but have to contribute to a temple (like Megamall).

    By Blogger Twinsmom, at 6/15/2005 11:31:00 am  

  • Hahaha...I thought he only comes out at night. 2pm Malaysian heat would fry him halfway to hell.

    By Blogger Kamigoroshi, at 6/15/2005 11:37:00 am  

  • I think he would be sued for wearing such 'suggestive clothing'. Malaysia's not what she used to be :p

    By Blogger suanie, at 6/15/2005 11:58:00 am  

  • I am jumping on the Batman wagon, err...whatcha call that black thing again?

    By Blogger 5xmom ~chanlilian.net~, at 6/15/2005 12:49:00 pm  

  • jfe 8555 - that thing no need to drift, man, its 4wd... plus if you drag with him, iswara sure smell smoke one... sorry ler...

    twinsmom - yeah tat megamall one soooo obvious...

    kamigoroshi - actually day time he works at the theme park, taking pictures with kids...

    suanie - tat's true... vader flasher can, batman cannot...

    5xmom - It's called the 'Black Babe Magnet'!

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/15/2005 01:20:00 pm  

  • Batman will realises that he's in stiff competition with Robin in the popularity vote; when there's an increasing number of pirated VCD peddlars start calling themselves "Lobin".

    By Blogger anjali*, at 6/15/2005 01:30:00 pm  

  • whois Batgirl then? =P

    By Blogger cyber-red, at 6/15/2005 02:12:00 pm  

  • You cracked me up dude ... good one

    By Blogger Inevitable, at 6/15/2005 05:20:00 pm  

  • anjali - plus robin has that cook teen titans cartoon...

    cyber-red - i always thot batgirl was batman in drag...

    inevitable - any other superheroes you want to test head2head? :)

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/16/2005 08:25:00 am  

  • haha this is funny. Especially right after watching Batman.
    keluang man, keluang man.

    By Blogger expectation, at 6/18/2005 04:02:00 pm  

  • expectation - when are we going to see a keluang man movie?!

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/18/2005 06:50:00 pm  

  • good one dude. however batman needs serious therapy. i mean to be the lone ranger in fighting city-wide crime is absurd. so ok he's talented and all that jazz, so why cant he join the police force, give his ideas/or be the leader in the crime-fighting unit? only then his contribution will quadruple. Commitment phobia?

    but then again, that'll totally destroy our NEED for an idealistic utopian rebel - like Jeff Ooi. So here we are worshipping those who builds castle in the clouds (or in this case in caves).

    By Blogger ihsanhassan, at 6/19/2005 05:24:00 pm  

  • ihsan - Good point. Jeff Ooi could sometimes need a good utility belt!

    i think Bats has this whole lone vigilante complex, he 'needs' to be the dark lonel heroes to fulfil his own insecurities. And sometimes his hatred for his eccentric enemies reflect his own idiosyncracies, nd by taking the law into his own hands, who is the real monster, the hunter or the prey?

    By Blogger Simon, at 6/19/2005 11:06:00 pm  

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