Top Ten Signs Simon Needs A New Hobby

Top Ten Signs Simon Needs A New Hobby To Occupy His Time:

• Since American Idol and Amazing Race have ended, he has now resorted to watching Akademi Fantasia and Bob the Builder.
  
  
• The security guard at Kinokuniya knows him by name.
  
  
• He knows exactly how many days there are left until the new EPL season starts.
  
  
• He reads the newspaper TWICE everyday.
  
  
• He has taken all the humorous quizzes in TV Smith’s blog.
  
  
• He has colour-coded his office clothes in his wardrobe – Whites, Light Blues, Pink, Fuchsia and Neon Purple.
  
  
• Even his daughter is already sick of his “When I was your age…” stories.
  
  
• Al-Jazeera has got some cool shows, man!
  
  
• He can successfully predict the next advertisement that will come on the radio at any given time.
  
  
• More and more lame Top Ten Lists in his blog.
  
  
  

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