Sempit III – Malaysian Love Gone Wrong

(This is a continuation of the blog love story... newcomers please read parts one and two here...)

Johari – Eh, Raymond, come lah we go to mamak Mydin… I’m hungry.

Raymond – Dowan lah. You go ahead, lah.

Johari – I say man, Raymond. Dun be like dat lah. Everyday got no mood wan, lemah semangat only I see you. Its been 2 weeks already lah.

Raymond – Don’t worry about me, man… you go enjoy lah…

Johari – What OK. Its been 2 weeks since you broke up with that Vijaya Kumari anak perempuan Samuel Govindaraj… Ask you go watch movie, you dowan, ask you go clubbing, you say no mood… Cannot like that la brader...

Raymond – (long sigh…)

Johari – Everyday you sit at home in your underwear listening to Celine Dion-lah, Brian McKnight-lah, Michael Buble-lah, jelaklah aku lagu jiwa-jiwang macam ni. Everyday you eat cup noodles (afters get cancer then you know), play minesweeper, watch that Sepet VCD and sigh the whole day...

Raymond – Joe, this is girlfriend problem you don’t understand one lah… Very complicated…

Johari – I know I dun understand, (my last girlfriend dumped me when I was 13) but what’s the problem? I see you and Vijaya are very special. Other people can only envy the love you have. You just can’t sit here and lose it all. This love knows no boundaries. Like Charles and Camilla. Like Neo and Trinity. Like Squall and Rinoa. Like Jason and Juliana…

Raymond – Who’s Jason and Juliana?! And besides, it’s too late. In exactly 2 hours time Vijaya will be boarding a plane to her new life in London… Her father has sent her away from me…

Johari –Then you MUST STOP HER! Go to the airport now and tell her you love her!

Raymond – Are you sure?

Johari – Yes, go! Don’t let her go without knowing how you feel… I’ve watched dozens of movies and airport scene always have happy endings…

Raymond – You know what, you’re right! I’ll rush to the airport now! Hopefully I can make it! But I need to borrow RM500 for taxi fare. Taxi from PJ to KLIA not cheap…

Johari – Don’t take taxi la, dungu. You want to pokai izzit? Go to KL Sentral and take the monorail la!

Raymond – Aiyo friend, I go to KL Sentral now it will take me 4 hours in the jam la. By the time I reach there Vijaya would have touched down in London already aa…

Johari – I say, you’re right. Here’s RM800 for taxi fare. The extra RM300 is for the midnight surcharge and toll…

Raymond – OK, I’m going to reclaim my love! Wish me luck! I hope I can make it!

Johari – Yes go, brader! Make sure you use your RM100 note to flag down a taxi! I’ll will feed your jealous goldfish for you…

(Raymond changes his SpongeBob Squarepants underwear and rushes to reclaim the love of his life… To be continued…)

Previous in the series:
Sempit: A Malaysian Love Story
Sempit II: Some More Love Story