If I Could Be...

Yikes!!! Ive been sucked in to this. I've just been tagged .... by a llama-rider...


What follows is a list of different occupations.
The reader must select at least five of them.
The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader select five of the items as it was passed to the reader).
Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.



Here’s that list: (My additions are in bold) :

If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey’s uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist //If [Reader] could be a househusband
If [Reader] could be a lifeguard //If [Reader] could be a comic artist
If [Reader] could be a stockbroker//If [Reader] could be a travel writer
If [Reader] could be a food reviewer //If [Reader] could be a politician
If [Reader] could be a male underwear model //If [Reader] could be a fashion designer
If [Reader] could be an game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer


So here goes Simon's mid-day fantasies:

If Simon could be a Jedi....... I'd take on DARTH VADER one-on-one!!! Bring it on, you tin-can head!!!
If Simon could be a bonnie pirate....... What on earth is a bonnie pirate?!
If Simon could be a lifeguard....... I'd spend my days running slow-motion along the beach in my red swimming trunks...
If Simon could be a comic artist...... I'll spend my whole day sitting in the park enjoying my job!
If Simon could be a politician....... No wait. that will never happen. Hell hasn't frozen over yet.



Now, to inflict this on 3 other bloggers... kimberlycun, sashi and twinsmom! (Darn! most bloggers have been tagged already!)


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