Darth Vader vs. Batman: So Who Is Cooler?
OK, so let’s run them head-to-head, just like in those magazines…
The Ride
Batman – The cool Bat-mobile. So many different versions, but the most popular one is the original long one. With flaming exhaust. As seen in the first movie.
Darth Vader – No specific ride, except a special edition Tie Fighter, as seen in Episode 4. Got his ass kicked by Han Solo.
The Crib
Batman – He has the Wayne mansion. Yawn. And also the Bat-cave. Housemate? Alfred the butler.
Darth Vader – Death Star. Now this is cool. Plus if some planet is blocking your way, Kaboom!
The Girls
Batman – Lots of love interests: Julie Madison, Chase Meridien, Vicki Vale, Talia al Ghul, etc. Something about girls being attracted to the strong silent type.
Darth Vader – No love life since Padme Amidala. Anyway, since that incident in the volcano, it has left him, how shall we say, incomplete…
The Clothes
Batman – Originally, was the cloth suit, then it was rubber/latex, lately he’s more inclined to metal. Worst thing is spending 20 minutes putting on that armour and then you have to pee.
Darth Vader – Metal armour suit. Poofter cape. Shiny helmet with X-ray vision. (“Hot babe coming! Hot babe coming!”). Definitely cooler.
The Army
Batman – Fights alone. Well, sometimes Robin the Gay Icon helps. But not much. Seeing that kid’s hairy naked legs just turns you off.
Darth Vader – Massive army of Stormtroopers, Battle droids, officers, etc. The ultimate dictator-Dark Lord.
The Rogue’s Gallery
Batman – The most impressive array of baddies in comic-dom: Joker, Two-Face, Riddler, Bane, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, Ra’s Al Ghul, Man-Bat. So many more. Whipped everyone of them.
Darth Vader – Hmmm… Betrayed Obi-wan. Killed Mace Windu. Betrayed his own Master, Sidious. Beaten by the rebels.
Final Score: Tied at 3-3.
Looks like we need to have a rematch. To be continued…
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The Ride
Batman – The cool Bat-mobile. So many different versions, but the most popular one is the original long one. With flaming exhaust. As seen in the first movie.
Darth Vader – No specific ride, except a special edition Tie Fighter, as seen in Episode 4. Got his ass kicked by Han Solo.
- Score 1 for Bats.
The Crib
Batman – He has the Wayne mansion. Yawn. And also the Bat-cave. Housemate? Alfred the butler.
Darth Vader – Death Star. Now this is cool. Plus if some planet is blocking your way, Kaboom!
- Score 1 for Vader.
The Girls
Batman – Lots of love interests: Julie Madison, Chase Meridien, Vicki Vale, Talia al Ghul, etc. Something about girls being attracted to the strong silent type.
Darth Vader – No love life since Padme Amidala. Anyway, since that incident in the volcano, it has left him, how shall we say, incomplete…
- Score 1 for Bats.
The Clothes
Batman – Originally, was the cloth suit, then it was rubber/latex, lately he’s more inclined to metal. Worst thing is spending 20 minutes putting on that armour and then you have to pee.
Darth Vader – Metal armour suit. Poofter cape. Shiny helmet with X-ray vision. (“Hot babe coming! Hot babe coming!”). Definitely cooler.
- Score 1 for Vader.
The Army
Batman – Fights alone. Well, sometimes Robin the Gay Icon helps. But not much. Seeing that kid’s hairy naked legs just turns you off.
Darth Vader – Massive army of Stormtroopers, Battle droids, officers, etc. The ultimate dictator-Dark Lord.
- Score 1 for Vader.
The Rogue’s Gallery
Batman – The most impressive array of baddies in comic-dom: Joker, Two-Face, Riddler, Bane, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, Ra’s Al Ghul, Man-Bat. So many more. Whipped everyone of them.
Darth Vader – Hmmm… Betrayed Obi-wan. Killed Mace Windu. Betrayed his own Master, Sidious. Beaten by the rebels.
- Score 1 for Bats.
Final Score: Tied at 3-3.
Looks like we need to have a rematch. To be continued…
Back to main page.
posted by Yoong Family at
6/15/2005 04:10:00 pm
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12 Comments:
You really watched too many movies.
By
5xmom.com, at 6/15/2005 04:57:00 pm
To be shallow, will go for looks and the abs. So Batman wins ;-)
By
anjali*, at 6/15/2005 05:00:00 pm
Woo-hoo!
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Yoong Family, at 6/15/2005 05:00:00 pm
Batman uses fighting skills and gadgets to fight.
Darth Vader uses a light saber and the force. Undeniable, the force is stronger lah~! Can foresee the future, can cast lightning, light saber that can cut through almost everything except another light saber, can throw, can pull, can choke.
Another point for Darth Vader.
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Jason Lioh, at 6/15/2005 06:27:00 pm
hahaha.. funny la you simon.
By
SIB KingFisher, at 6/15/2005 08:52:00 pm
here come Spiderman and Superman, asking Simon: why aren't we in your comparison chart? Are we not cool?
By
keng 坑, at 6/15/2005 10:37:00 pm
plus daft vader can do the remote choking thingy...he's definately way cooler than batman.
By
yuin, at 6/15/2005 11:56:00 pm
Godzilla would stomp on them both. :p
By
Mike, at 6/16/2005 12:48:00 am
Supports Vader!!
XD
Anyway, Darth Vader VS Batman. PERIOD.
One slice lightsaber bye bye Battie.
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CLF, at 6/16/2005 08:04:00 pm
anjali - he's prolly all sweaty in that metal suit with fake abs.
jason - waah, looks like so many vader fans out there, lah.
keng - Vios against the batmobile? are you crazy?! :)
yuin - true, true...
viking - not fair! godzilla is in another league, man! maybe i should do ultraman vs. godzilla...
clf - maybe bat's armour suit is saber-proof...?
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Yoong Family, at 6/17/2005 08:35:00 am
ROTFL!! Definitely Vader for me, he's too cool for words.
By
Pat, at 6/18/2005 06:42:00 pm
batman will be very disappointed with you, pat...
By
Yoong Family, at 6/18/2005 06:46:00 pm
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