What Your Car Says About You

Interesting what the car can say about the driver...:
(NOTE: No offense to any Malaysian car owners. If you are too sensitive about your car, please don't read any further. You've been warned.)

New Red or White Kancil – Lady driver, first job.

New Red or White Iswara Aeroback – Male driver, first job.

Red Honda CRV – Rich man’s wife. Especially with all those useless accessories like kangaroo bar, taillights protector, etc. Rich people must be higher than us, mah. Some more can block our sight of traffic.

Metallic Unser (new) – Housewife, driving children and neighbour’s children to school. (Maid in backseat)

Black or Silver Honda City or Civic VTEC - the ultimate Ah Beng dream car...

White, dirty Perodua Kembara – Putrajaya contractor company car. No trimmings, no stickers, usually slightly dented of taillights pecah already.

Dirty Pajero, Prado or Hilux – Big time contractor.

Dirty Jimny or Feroza – Small time contractor.

Black Kembara DVVT – with spare tire casing (some more got small padlock), sporty stickers, ugly halogen lights, catladder at back. Malay family man. One step up from Unser.

Silver Mercedes – I’m a rich businessman, please move aside for me.

Silver BMW / Volvo – I’m a rich businessman, but got poor taste in car.

Old Mercedes – My father’s a rich businessman, I’m driving his car.

Silver / black Perdana – I’m a moderately successful businessman, still not rich enough to buy a Mercedes.

Wira or Iswara (with black rims, huge spoilers, cheap body kits, tinted windows, big exhaust, black PVC seats and letterings on boot removed) – standard issue ‘mat racer’.

Kancil (with black rims, ugly body kits, tinted windows, huge exhaust, black PVC seats and letterings on boot removed) – lower standard ‘mat racer’. One step up from ‘mat rempit’ (or ‘mat motor’)

White Perdana / Waja / Kancil with blaring sirens – if you dunno this one ‘cham’ lor…