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Friday, May 27, 2005

EPL: Team by Team Tagline Review

I thought of doing a team by team review of this season’s English Premier League, but I guess there isn’t much to say that hasn’t been done so. So I thought, screw it. Let’s just give a snappy tagline to describe their entire season. Listed here, 20 teams, according to their finishing position in the table...

Chelsea Muahahahar, money DOES buy success.

Arsenal Hey, at least we won SOMETHING.
(I’m trying to be non-partisan here…)

Man UnitedWe still THINK we’re the best club in England

EvertonHow to Play With 9 Defenders and One Striker Or Now who wants to buy Cahill for 20 million?

LiverpoolWhy didn't we sack Houllier earlier?!

BoltonLos Geriatricos: Get awesome free signings, pay through your nose for sky-high salaries.


Man CityShaun Wright-Phillips. And nine other outfield players. And a bumbling goalie.

TottenhamLet’s see how long this manager lasts

Aston VillaWe have succeeded in achieving our target of … mid-table obscurity…

Charlton Hey, look at Scott Parker behind the Chelsea bench!

Birmingham Were they even playing this season?

FulhamDamn, remember the good old days when we still had Saha?

NewcastleAll that money and nothing to show. Or Shearer, please stay on for another embarrassing season.

Blackburn – same tagline as Birmingham.

PortsmouthHahahaha! Look at Southampton and Redknapp!!

West BromWhat an exhilarating relegation dogfight! Wow, let’s do it again this season!

C PalaceHey, Andy! Next season ‘get’ us more penalties!

NorwichWe dared to dare like Proton, and failed.

SouthamptonCheap sale! Players and manager going for cheap sale!!

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  • agree the man utd.
    We still THINK we are the greatest club in the world bcuz we won 3 silverware in one season ONCE upon a time nack in 19xx years.

    add this....
    we are the richest club, but we can't buy any glory

    By Blogger MengZ, at 5/28/2005 12:25:00 am  

  • i think sir alex should step down. after spending so much on rooney, saha, smith and heinze, MU is still at No.3.

    imagine how pissed he is at seeing rivals Liverpool lift the European cup...

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/28/2005 12:20:00 pm  

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