You Know Malaysians Are Too Crazy Over Star Wars When…

You Know Malaysians Are Too Crazy Over Star Wars When… by Simon (who last night taught Darth Vader how to operate his VCR)


…when they start using C8< as the Darth Vader Emoticon… (tilt your head sideways. Yes, Simon invented it!!!)


…when police fix their breathalyzers to produces a deep breath sound…


…clinics report increase in minor head injuries to children as a result of “lightsabre duels” using sticks, brooms, etc.


…Darth Vader is the guest judge on Malaysian Idol (As suggested by Twinsmom).


…UPM successfully cross-breed new cat species that looks like Wookies.


…three minutes of air-time in the movie will result in a happy-meal toy, an action figure, comic spin-off…


…pirated VCDs hit the streets earlier than the actual movie.


…when Toys R Us sells Tickle Me Yoda toys.


…when my 7-year old asthmatic nephew starts having hallucinations of taking over the Empire (overdose of Ventolin is not good for you).


…latest popular names from Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara – Mohd Anakin, Grevious Tan, Ben Oh Bee Wan, Sidious Pasamanickam, etc.




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