Top Ten Things That Will Happen If Darth Vader Became the Emperor of Malaysia

Top Ten Things That Will Happen If Darth Vader Became the Emperor of Malaysia by Simon (who by way, is the father of Princess Leia's secret love-child):

• New national anthem – ‘Negaraku’ replaced with humming the cool Imperial March.
  
  
  
• Use of the ‘Force’ to kill any cabinet minister that opposes his view.
  
  
  
• During ribbon cutting ceremonies, he uses lightsaber instead of scissors.
  
  
  
• Crime reaches all time low when the police force is replaced by the Stormtroopers.
  
  
  
• Black robes become the new fashion craze.
  
  
  
• Who needs the RMAF and their hopeless Nuri helicopters? Bring on the TIE Fighters!

• Ampang Jaya is renamed ‘Anakin Jaya’, Melaka is renamed ‘Death Star City’, Sik is now called ‘Sith’.

• A new subject in the KBSR curriculum – ‘Heavy Breathing and Deep Scary Voice’.

• Everyone will wear T-shirts with slogans like “Jedis are losers”, “Eat this, Obi-Wan”, “Luke, I am your Father”, “Vader Rocks”, “Yoda Loves Miss Piggy”, etc.
  
  
• During UN or ASEAN meetings, NOBODY interrupts the Dark Lord of the Sith when he is talking.




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