Top Ten Things To Do On Saturday Nights Now that the EPL is Over

Top Ten Things To Do On Saturday Nights Now that the EPL is Over by Simon (who, by the way, used to play left-back for Arsenal back in ’82):

• Wander around aimlessly from one mamak to another mumbling to yourself, “My beloved Tottenham should have won it! We were robbed of the title! Jol is better than Shankly, he’s a legend…!”
  
  
• Try to remember back your wife/girlfriend/children’s names.
  
  
• Time to get off your lazy bum and go play some REAL football / futsal for a change!
  
  
• Who says the season is over? You still watch (and re-watch) your vast collection of videotaped matches… (and bore your friends with your tedious match analyses)
  
  
• Start a letter-writing campaign to John Dykes of ESPN-Star to kick out that arrogant and annoying Shebby Singh (“Well, you know, John, as a defender myself...” Puh-leez.)
  
  
• Volunteer as a coach for your son’s/nephew’s school team and use your vast knowledge of football theories and tactics to win the MSSD championship.
  
  
• Continue to live out your managerial fantasies on Championship Manager 5 (or Football Manager 5…)
  
  
• Watch the Malaysian Super League. (AHAHAHAHahahaha…!)
  
  
• Start collecting spare change from all your friends and neighbours to raise 200 million pounds to a controlling stake in a EPL team to challenge Abrahamovic and Glazer.
  
  
• Watch golf. (Yawn. Yeah, right.)
  

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