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Monday, May 23, 2005

Top Ten Things To Do On Saturday Nights Now that the EPL is Over

Top Ten Things To Do On Saturday Nights Now that the EPL is Over by Simon (who, by the way, used to play left-back for Arsenal back in ’82):



  • Wander around aimlessly from one mamak to another mumbling to yourself, “My beloved Tottenham should have won it! We were robbed of the title! Jol is better than Shankly, he’s a legend…!”

  • Try to remember back your wife/girlfriend/children’s names.

  • Time to get off your lazy bum and go play some REAL football / futsal for a change!

  • Who says the season is over? You still watch (and re-watch) your vast collection of videotaped matches… (and bore your friends with your tedious match analyses)

  • Start a letter-writing campaign to John Dykes of ESPN-Star to kick out that arrogant and annoying Shebby Singh (“Well, you know, John, as a defender myself...” Puh-leez.)

  • Volunteer as a coach for your son’s/nephew’s school team and use your vast knowledge of football theories and tactics to win the MSSD championship.

  • Continue to live out your managerial fantasies on Championship Manager 5 (or Football Manager 5…)

  • Watch the Malaysian Super League. (AHAHAHAHahahaha…!)

  • Start collecting spare change from all your friends and neighbours to raise 200 million pounds to a controlling stake in a EPL team to challenge Abrahamovic and Glazer.

  • Watch golf. (Yawn. Yeah, right.)


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12 Comments:

  • Wah, very early in the public-holiday-morning to post a blog entry. Hmm.. Hey, I used to watch (and play) golf! Got bored after a few months though, it IS old people's game.

    By Blogger coppersnare, at 5/23/2005 10:12:00 am  

  • hahah, i feel the same way about shebby singh. he speaks like he invented the game...

    By Blogger Din, at 5/23/2005 12:59:00 pm  

  • LOL!!!

    By Blogger Lexandria, at 5/23/2005 04:49:00 pm  

  • I don't care much about football but that Shebby Singh sure sounds annoying 'cos he is so blardy Malaysian slang in a mat salleh set-up.

    By Blogger 5xmom ~chanlilian.net~, at 5/23/2005 06:53:00 pm  

  • Down with shebby!.Wah collecting spare change will get me 200 mill?

    By Blogger Zer0, at 5/23/2005 09:22:00 pm  

  • play PS2 football game, can even design and change their emblem and jersey.

    By Blogger Twinsmom, at 5/24/2005 09:47:00 am  

  • malaysians r not so keen on NBA playoffs... Go Go SUN, go tan the SPURS out!

    By Blogger keng 坑, at 5/24/2005 11:17:00 am  

  • the indon - must keep my regulars happy maa!

    fahruddin - even REAL footballers like Gerry Armstrong are not as arrogant as him...!

    lexandria - your avatar is so cool!

    5xmom - yeah, every year he gets more and more long winded.

    zer0 - yes, if you harness the power of compound interest!

    twinsmom - dun have PS2 la, my PSone died already. :(

    keng - i watch NBA a bit, but this season didn't really follow...

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/24/2005 11:31:00 am  

  • #11. (Haha, me always got 11th punya leh :p) - work harder to raise capital for the next season... coz this season oledi lost until Pok Kai liao.....

    By Blogger Loc Kee, at 5/24/2005 05:20:00 pm  

  • Last match to watch - AC Milan vs Liverpool and thats the end. Sighz...

    If nothing better to do, yam cha, yam cha and more yam cha...

    By Blogger Jason, at 5/24/2005 11:32:00 pm  

  • Play some soccer is helping to kill the time without EPL.
    play winning eleven 8 will help too.

    By Blogger MengZ, at 5/25/2005 12:02:00 am  

  • loc kee - eaise capital for football betting izzit? :P

    jason - i'm quite torn, i like Liverpool, but Milan also quite exciting...

    mengz - i know a lot ppl like Winning 11, but i've always liked Fifa series...

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/25/2005 12:48:00 pm  

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