Here’s a Good Way to Get Mentioned in the Newspapers
Here’s another tip. Choose a slow news day. You don’t want to go to all that trouble to dress up and risk being arrested, hoping to make the front page of the Star, only to be pushed to page 3 by the Perodua Myvi launch.
And make sure you choose your victims. The last thing you want to hear when you flash at them is:
- “Oh dear, what a *tiny* ‘lightsabre’!”
- “OK girls, remember what I taught you in KARATE class, let’s take down this PERVERT!!!”
- “Woohoo! The male stripper for my bridal shower is finally here! Shake that moneymaker!!!”
- “Finally, Lord Vader, I have been waiting for you all these years…WHOOSH (sound of blue lightsabre shooting up)”
(If you still don't understand, read today's Star...)
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