Top Ten Malaysian Secret Conspiracy Theories

Top Ten Malaysian Secret Conspiracy Theories by Simon (who may not be who he actually say he is):

• The Petronas Twin Towers was initially planned to be the Triple Towers, it was not until after completion they realized the construction plans were partially torn off.
  
  
• The National Service is only a cover for a gomen operation aimed at brainwashing Malaysian youths into efficient killing machines.
  
  
• If you travel along the Middle Ring Road II (MRR2) at midnight over long periods, evil spirits will carry your car back to where you started.
  
  
• If you look carefully at the old one ringgit note from the 70’s, you can see a partially hidden Gudang Garam logo.
  
  
• Karpal Singh is actually Samy Vellu’s long lost brother separated at birth.
  
  
• 5xmom is not really a demure housewife in Penang. Behind the façade, she’s the feared lady boss of the biggest illegal Da Ma Cai (4D betting) syndicate in Southeast Asia!
  
  
• Mona Fandey did not get executed. She’s living under a witness protection programme as a karipap seller somewhere in Temerloh.
  
  
• Wira the OrangUtan (the Commonweath Games mascot) is actually a gay icon.
  
  
• There is a secret hoard of ancient Portuguese treasure hidden under the Dataran Merdeka.
  
  
• Ever notice why you never see any photos of Simon the blogger? Simon & Jeff Ooi = SAME PERSON!!!
  

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