Top Ten Most Annoying Habits of Malaysian While Watching Movies

Top Ten Most Annoying Habits of Malaysian While Watching Movies by Simon (who, by the way hasn’t been in a cinema for a long, long time):

• “OK, you see are, this part! This part! The hero’s going to get killed!!”
  
  
  
• Morons sitting bwhind you who kick your chair every time they get excited.
  
  
  
• “Hello, hello. Yes, yes, can talk, can, can. Watching movie, watching movie. Star Wars, Star Wars…” (They MUST repeat everything at least once!)
  
  
  
• Eating kuaci and throwing the husks on the floor like this is the Bentong Cathay cinema in 1984.
  
  
  
• Couples next to you getting fresh with one another like this is Bukit Gasing at night.
  
  
  
• Laughing hysterically at the Nokia “Turn off your handphone” ad. Even though they’ve seen it a thousand times.
  
  
  
• NOT turning off their handphones even after they’ve seen that Nokia ad a thousand times.
  
  
  
• Incontinent morons who have get up and pee 4 times during a 90 minute movie.
  
  
  
• “Daddy, daddy, why that guy in the movie like that, one? What is he saying? Daddy, Daddy that one is the brother, aah? Daddy, Daddy why…”
  
  
  
• WAHH!! SO GOOD, MAN!!! THAT DARTH VADER IS SO COOL!! RIGHT OR NOT, JOE?!!” (while clapping hysterically).

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