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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Top Ten Most Annoying Habits of Malaysian While Watching Movies

Top Ten Most Annoying Habits of Malaysian While Watching Movies by Simon (who, by the way hasn’t been in a cinema for a long, long time):


  • “OK, you see are, this part! This part! The hero’s going to get killed!!”


  • Morons sitting bwhind you who kick your chair every time they get excited.


  • “Hello, hello. Yes, yes, can talk, can, can. Watching movie, watching movie. Star Wars, Star Wars…” (They MUST repeat everything at least once!)


  • Eating kuaci and throwing the husks on the floor like this is the Bentong Cathay cinema in 1984.


  • Couples next to you getting fresh with one another like this is Bukit Gasing at night.


  • Laughing hysterically at the Nokia “Turn off your handphone” ad. Even though they’ve seen it a thousand times.


  • NOT turning off their handphones even after they’ve seen that Nokia ad a thousand times.


  • Incontinent morons who have get up and pee 4 times during a 90 minute movie.


  • “Daddy, daddy, why that guy in the movie like that, one? What is he saying? Daddy, Daddy that one is the brother, aah? Daddy, Daddy why…”


  • WAHH!! SO GOOD, MAN!!! THAT DARTH VADER IS SO COOL!! RIGHT OR NOT, JOE?!!” (while clapping hysterically).





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14 Comments:

  • Oops, number 2 is me :P Got to remember to keep my feet down next time, haha.

    By Blogger Pat, at 5/17/2005 12:42:00 pm  

  • HahhahHahh... hey but point 8 damn unfair lah. When you gotta go, you gotta go lah!

    By Blogger james, at 5/17/2005 01:06:00 pm  

  • pat - its ok, so long as you don't sit behind me!!

    james - but 4 times? A bit too much, man...

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/17/2005 01:13:00 pm  

  • is #9 why you not stepping into cinema? :P

    By Blogger keng 坑, at 5/17/2005 02:36:00 pm  

  • I remember one time while watching LOTR. It was right in the beginning of the movie where gollum was still a hobbit, but it showed him biting into a live fish. This girl sitting behind me was going, "Ewww, so geli... Eee! (loudly mind you) and I couldn't tahan anymore, I actually looked at her, raised my voice and told her "Can you please be quiet?" Everyone around us all looked at her and grinned. Well, someone's gotta do something. Oh btw, other times, I'm as meek as a mouse.

    By Blogger mudslinger, at 5/17/2005 04:29:00 pm  

  • LOL!!

    Another great post from u Simon!

    By Blogger CLF, at 5/17/2005 05:07:00 pm  

  • keng - actually no money to go watch movies, nowadays so expensive one...

    mudslinger - you should tell her, "if you cannot tahan, why watch LOTR? Go and watch Nemo, la!"

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/17/2005 05:09:00 pm  

  • #11. while watching horror movie, someone behind suddenly "ARRRRRR!!!!!" if i got heart attack, would be shock to dead by him/her.

    By Blogger Loc Kee, at 5/17/2005 11:52:00 pm  

  • loc kee - happened to me b4 also!

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/18/2005 08:26:00 am  

  • Thank God for RM8 which comes with subtitles of your choice, Thai, Spanish, Indon, BM, Mandarin, Cantonese....

    By Blogger 5xmom ~chanlilian.net~, at 5/18/2005 11:35:00 am  

  • Hey nice piece of work.i love it..
    cuz i get annoyed too.by those ppl in the cinema..espcecially those talking on the fon while the show is on..

    1st time here..nice blog..keep in touch yeah..

    By Blogger Adeline, at 5/18/2005 03:36:00 pm  

  • adeline - thanks for stopping by, see you soon! :)

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/18/2005 04:03:00 pm  

  • yeah..dun mind i add you into my link right?
    i love reading ur blog..

    By Blogger Adeline, at 5/18/2005 04:06:00 pm  

  • adeline - sure, no problem. I'll add yours too.

    By Blogger Simon, at 5/18/2005 04:17:00 pm  

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