Top Ten Things You DON’T Want to Hear in a Crowded Elevator

Top Ten Things You DON’T Want to Hear in a Crowded Elevator by Simon (who thankfully, works at the ground floor):

• “OK, good. This elevator doesn’t have a camera.”
  
  
• “The walls are closing in… This is the end…”
  
  
• “Say, how do you un-jam this pistol?”
  
  
• “You want to know what happens in the last scene of Revenge of the Sith?”
  
  
• “Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in…”
  
  
• “OK, boys, remember your Al-Qaeda training…”
  
  
• “Oh, silly me, I accidentally pressed the buttons to all 40 floors!”
  
  
• “I hope everybody here has had chicken pox before!”
  
  
• “Sir, are you interested in our free Gold Credit Card?”
  
  
• “Mummy, I need to go, NOW!”

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