Top Twelve Things Batman Finds Annoying

Man, this has been a tiring week at work. And for the next two weeks while everybody else is going on family vacations in conjunction with the school semester break, I’ll be stuck in endless meetings at the office.

The other day I was bottled up in a 15-minute discussion that dragged on for 1 and a half hours. Most of the time I was sitting there frowning at the people talking, I was thinking about the new Batman movie coming soon. I know the Star Wars force is still strong, but the Dark Knight’s hype machine has also started.

Anyway, this is the result of the meeting.


Top Twelve Things Batman Finds Annoying:

• When he doesn’t have time to do laundry and puts on dirty underwear, everyone can tell.
  
  
• Superman has Lois & Clark and Smallville TV shows. Batman has only that cheesy 60’s comedy series.
  
  
• Seeing Robin and his hairy bare legs just turns you off. Especially when its bloody cold.
  
  
• Have you tried pushing stupid Batmobile to the nearest Shell when it runs out of petrol? And have you tried parallel parking that elephant? In KL?!
  
  
• Robin and Batgirl keeps using the Bat-computer for their midnight Counterstrike Deathmatch sessions.
  
  
• Spend 20 minutes snapping on that armoured metal Batsuit and suddenly you have to pee.
  
  
• When you’re involved in a fist-fight with dangerous villains, those annoying words keep popping up (KA-pow! BLAM!)
  
  
• “Dammit! Why can’t I fly like Superman and Shazam?!”
  
  
• Every time people see you together with Robin, they automatically assume you’re gay…
  
  
• Now with Joker dead and the Penguin & Riddler in jail, the only villains left to fight Ah Long the Malaysian Pirated VCD King ("Tiger of Kepong") and Datuk Tan Sri the Evil Corrupted Politician.
  
  
• “I only have 5 movies so far. Darth Vader, that poofter in the black dress has 6 movies!!”
  
  
• Elektra still refuses to go out on a date with him. (“Sorry, I just don’t like the silent type…”)
  

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