Overused American Idol Comments

American Idol is really hotting up here. But one thing that gets me is that the judges don't really know how to express themselves when commenting on the performances. Here are some of the comments they've used over and over again...

Randy "The Dawg" Jackson:

"It was just a-iight for me man."
"Listen, it was your BEST performance, so far."
"What's up, dawg?"
"How do you think you did?"
"You da bomb, girl/dude"
You're just like a young Aretha Franklin, girl!"
"What's going down, dawg?"
"Dude, it was a little pitchy, but it all came together in the end..."

Paula "Not Really An Idol" Abdul:

"You really owned the stage, well done."
"I'm a big fan of your voice"
"You're already a star"
"I'm so pround of you"
"I'll have to say not one of your best performance"
"You look awesome tonight"

Simon Cowell:

"Let me put this in perspective..."
"How shall I put this..."
"Walk into any second-rate hotel lounge/cabaret/karaoke bar..."
"Undeniably, the best performance we've heard so far, tonight"
"It was a complete and utter mess"
"It was all over the place."
"Ghastly"
"Horrendous"

And remember everyone, drink Coca-Cola just like the *cool* judges!